drop stool

 There is a sturdy stool here.
  
*climb stool

 You are on the stool.
  
*take horn

 When you take the horn, it comes off and another one appears in its place.
  
*drop horn

 There is a magic unicorn horn here.
  
*take horn

 When you take the horn, it comes off and another one appears in its place.
  
*d

 You are back on Terra Firma.
  
*look

 You are in a large dining room. The ceiling is very high.
 The hall is east.
 There is a magic unicorn horn here.
 There is a sturdy stool here.
 There is beautiful unicorn head on the wall, horn and all.
  
*e

 You are in back hall .
 There is a closed elevator to the north.
 There is a button on the north wall.
  
*push button

 The elevator doors are open.
  
*enter elevator

 You are in the elevator.
 There are a bunch of buttons on the wall.
 They are labeled:  P, H, B, HALT, OPEN DOOR.
 Scrawled on a wall is 'Homer kisses dead goats'
 and 'Homer turns my head'
 On the floor it says, 'L←←t g←e← ←ere!'
 The H is lit.
  
*drop all

 There is a magic unicorn horn here.
 There is a pair of silver candlesticks here!!  No candles though.
 There is a small white cube here.
 There is gold here!!!!
 There are matches here.
 There is an official NFL football here!
 There is  rope in a noose here.
 There is a diamond studded corkscrew here!
 There is some fine marijuana here!  Good stuff.
 There is an empty bottle here.
 There is a Rembrandt here!!
 The Money is here!
 There is an old style chair on the ground.
 There is a wetsuit, with everything needed to survive underwater.
 There is a bone here that you identify as from the MISSING LINK!
 There's a watch here, it even has a luminous dial.
 All dropped.
  
*take watch

 You just got watch .
  
*put on wetsuit

 You are wearing a wetsuit.
  
*take rope

 You now have rope .
  
*push b

 The elevator doors close. BOOM!
 The elevator shakes and starts to move down.
 You feel like you are in free fall.
 You hit a bump, and start to slow down.
 You made it.  The elevator has stopped.
 The doors open.
 You can smell salt air, but your view of the outside
 is obscured.
 The B is lit.
  
*out

 The elevator doors close.  Swish...
 There is a speargun around here, the type for shooting underwater.
 You are in the airlock of a bathysphere. To the south is a
 large water tight door.  There are a green and red buttons near the door.
 There is the elevator to the north, with its white button.
  
 Through a window you can see the murky depths.
 You see many coins here!!
 The speargun is loaded, ready to fire.
  
*take coins

 You now have coins .
  
*n

 Nope.
  
*push white button

 The elevator door opens.
  
*n

 You are in elevator .
 You can smell salt air, but your view of the outside
 is obscured.
 The B is lit.
 There is a bone here that you identify as from the MISSING LINK!
 There is an old style chair on the ground.
 The Money is here!
 There is a Rembrandt here!!
 There is an empty bottle here.
 There is some fine marijuana here!  Good stuff.
 There is a diamond studded corkscrew here!
 There is an official NFL football here!
 There are matches here.
 There is gold here!!!!
 There is a small white cube here.
 There is a pair of silver candlesticks here!!  No candles though.
 There is a magic unicorn horn here.
  
*drop coins

 You see many coins here!!
  
*score

 Score = 185
  
 You're starting to sweat, I think this place is getting to you.
  
*out

 The elevator doors close.  Swish...
 There is a speargun around here, the type for shooting underwater.
 You are in bathysphere .
 The speargun is loaded, ready to fire.
  
*take speargun

 You now own speargun .
  
*push red button

 Water rushes in and fills the chamber.
  
*push green button

 The water drains out, it is now dry.
  
*push red button

 Water rushes in and fills the chamber.
  
*s

 Nope.
  
*e

 Nope.
  
*w

 Nope.
  
*open door

 The water tight door opens.
  
*out

 Watch where you're going!
  
*e

 Not that way, you don't.
  
*s

 You are outside the bathysphere. The door is to the north.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are in bathysphere .
  
*s

 You are outside the bathysphere. The door is to the north.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 You bumped into the bathysphere I think.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 You bumped into the bathysphere I think.
 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 The water is very cold.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The water is very cold.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 You bumped into the bathysphere I think.
 The water is very cold.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The water is very cold.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 You are outside the bathysphere. The door is to the north.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 The water is very cold.
 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 To the west is a wall of ice, you can't get through it.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 To the west is a wall of ice, you can't get through it.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 To the west is a wall of ice, you can't get through it.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 To the west is a wall of ice, you can't get through it.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 To the west is a wall of ice, you can't get through it.
 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is too thick to penetrate.
  
*e

 The water is very cold.
 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is too thick to penetrate.
  
*e

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are outside the bathysphere. The door is to the north.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is too thick to penetrate.
  
*e

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 The water is very warm here.
 There is a rock cliff to the east.
 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is too thick to penetrate.
  
*n

 There is a rock cliff to the east.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 There is a rock cliff to the east.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 There is a rock cliff to the east.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 There is a rock cliff to the east.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 There is a rock cliff to the east.
 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You'd run into a sandy wall if you go that way.
  
*w

 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
 Your getting a little dizzy.
 The area around seems to swim a little when you move.
  
*w

 The water is very cold.
 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
*w

 To the west is a wall of ice, you can't get through it.
 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 To the west is a wall of ice, you can't get through it.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 The water is very cold.
 You are in sea water.
  
*e

 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 You bumped into the bathysphere I think.
 You are in sea water.
  
*u

 There is a angry ugly sea monster trying
 to eat you.
 The waves are very choppy, making it difficult to see very far.
 Looking overhead you see that you are still underground.
 There is a rock ceiling 500 feet above.
 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*shoot monster

 You slay the monster.
  
*look

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 There is seaweed around here.
 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is very thick now.
 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 The seaweed is too thick to penetrate.
  
*n

 There is seaweed around here.
 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 There is a sandy beach that rises from the sandy cliff.
 You are on the surface.
 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are on the white sands of a beautiful beach that runs east west.
 To the north are unclimbable cliffs.
 You have come across a pool of water.
 There are words saying 'unta   o   out' on the side.
 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*e

 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*e

 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*e

 You have come to a hard stone cliff.
 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*n

 Ain't no way you gonna go that way.
  
*w

 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*n

 Watch where you're going!
  
*w

 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*w

 You have come across a pool of water.
 There are words saying 'unta   o   out' on the side.
 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*jump in pool

 Up you go, down you come.
  
*look

 You have come across a pool of water.
 There are words saying 'unta   o   out' on the side.
 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
 I think you are definitely going MAD.  The sweaty palms and dizziness were the
 first signs.  If you don't do something quick, you might commit suicide!
  
*w

 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*n

 Not that way, you don't.
  
*w

 You have reach a wall of ice! Brrrr!
 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*up

 There is nothing to go up on.
  
*e

 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*e

 You have come across a pool of water.
 There are words saying 'unta   o   out' on the side.
 There is cool sand beneath your feet.
  
*s

 There is a sandy beach that rises from the sandy cliff.
 You are on the surface.
 There is an underwater sandy cliff to the north.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*d

 You bumped into the bathysphere I think.
 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*s

 There is seaweed around here.
 You are on the surface.
 You are in sea water.
  
*d

 You are outside the bathysphere. The door is to the north.
 There is seaweed around here.
 You are in sea water.
  
*n

 You are in bathysphere .
  
*close door

 The water tight door is closed.
 You can't stand it anymore, you are now totally crazy.
 You start laughing uncontrollably, but you
 lose the regulator on your wetsuit and can't get any air.
 Ugh! Well at least you died happy!
  
 Neptune appears and blows new life in your body!
 You return to life but neptune doesn't want you back in his world again.
 You are in dark hall .
 The safe  is open.
 You'll have to reach in to get anything.
 There is a safe on the wall.
  
*score

 Score = 165
  
*e

 There is rubble from the stairs to the north.
 You are in main hall .
 Weird noises are coming from above.
  
*w

 You are in dark hall .
 The safe  is open.
 You'll have to reach in to get anything.
 There is a safe on the wall.
  
*w

 You are in smelly room .
  
*e

 You are in dark hall .
 The safe  is open.
 You'll have to reach in to get anything.
 There is a safe on the wall.
  
*e

 There is rubble from the stairs to the north.
 You are in main hall .
 Weird noises are coming from above.
  
*s

 You are in foyer .
 Some noise is coming from the hall.
  
*w

 You are in closet .
  
*e

 You are in foyer .
 Some noise is coming from the hall.
  
*n

 You are in main hall .
 There is rubble from the stairs to the north.
 Weird noises are coming from above.
  
*n

 You are in stairs debris .
  
*n

 There is a closed elevator to the north.
 You are in back hall .
 There is a button on the north wall.
  
*push button

 The elevator is broken.
  
*time

 The time is 05:54
  
*inven

 You have the following:
 speargun
 rope
 wetsuit
 watch
  
*look

 This is the back hall. It connects the kitchen and
 dining room. The kitchen is east and the dining room is west.
 There is a closed elevator to the north.
 There is a button on the north wall.
  
*w

 You are in dining room .
 There is a magic unicorn horn here.
 There is a sturdy stool here.
 There is beautiful unicorn head on the wall, horn and all.
 You hear a rooster crow!
  
*up

 There is nothing to go up on.
  
*climb stool

 You are on the stool.
  
*take horn

 When you take the horn, it comes off and another one appears in its place.
  
*d

 You are back on Terra Firma.
  
*e

 You are in back hall .
 There is a closed elevator to the north.
 There is a button on the north wall.
  
*e

 You are in kitchen .
 The door of the ice box is open.
  
*climb frig

 You are ontop the refrigirator.
 Going down will put you on the floor, going south will put you in the duct.
  
*s

 You are in a north-south shaft.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*e

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*e

 Ain't no way you gonna go that way.
  
*u

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*u

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*n

 DEAD END
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*n

 DEAD END
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*e

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*inven

 You have the following:
 horn
 speargun
 rope
 wetsuit
 watch
  
*drop speargun

 There is a speargun around here, the type for shooting underwater.
  
*e

 Try another direction.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*w

 DEAD END
  
*e

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*e

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*n

 There is a speargun around here, the type for shooting underwater.
 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*e

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*n

 The duct work goes east, north and south.
  
*n

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north and south.
  
*e

 DEAD END
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north and south.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*e

 DEAD END
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*n

 There is a speargun around here, the type for shooting underwater.
 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*d

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*d

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*d

 There is a speargun around here, the type for shooting underwater.
 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*d

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*e

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*e

 You are in an east-west shaft.
  
*e

 You're in the ventilation system.
 You can see down into the torture chamber.
 The ventilation duct goes off to the west into darkness.
  
*d

 The grill over the duct opens as you tumble out.
 You are in the torture chamber.
 A steel door slammed shut when you entered.
 There are no other doors or windows.
  
*help

 Help yourself, you stupid skunk
  
*u

 You're in the ventilation system.
 You can see down into the torture chamber.
 The ventilation duct goes off to the west into darkness.
  
*w

 You are in an east-west shaft.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*n

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*e

 DEAD END
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*n

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*n

 You are in a north-south shaft.
  
*n

 You tumble out of the ventilation system.
 You are ontop the refrigirator.
 Going down will put you on the floor, going south will put you in the duct.
 You are in kitchen .
 The door of the ice box is open.
  
*s

 You are in a north-south shaft.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*e

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and west.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*n

 DEAD END
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*s

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*e

 The duct work goes up, down, west and south.
  
*w

 The duct work goes east, north, and south.
  
*w

 Why don't you try some other direction?
 Your wicked and lusty life has finally caught up with you.
 That cigarette you had with the damsel has caused cancer to
 spread throughout your lungs. COUGH!! COUGH!!  You are
 weakening. Hack!  You're down on your knees. COUGH COUGH!!
 You keel over and die....
 Your final score is 165
 The total possible is 440
 Intermediate Haunt Hacker
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